Arsenic & Old Lace

Tea, kindness… and a little arsenic.

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Get ready for Arsenic and Old Lace at the Empress Theatre! This classic comedy of chaos is coming April 3–18, 2026 and this time we’re doing things double the fun with some cast members double cast!

 

That means twice the actors, twice the antics, and twice the reason to come back again to see how each cast brings their own twist to the delightfully dark story.

 

Expect:

Sweet little old ladies with a shocking hobby

Cousins running around like maniacs

A critic who just wants to get married

And a whole lot of hilariously suspicious tea

Bring your friends, bring your family, and maybe… watch what you drink.

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Come see why this classic has been making audiences laugh for decades. Endless comedy. Deadly fun.